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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States
Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States
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