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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2948
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
*RAWR*
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30453) - you deserved it (8952)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

#18837494
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7254) - you deserved it (25482)

On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25388) - you deserved it (7927)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

#18827705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (2947)

On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

#18825531
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28087) - you deserved it (2831)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22936) - you deserved it (3756)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14182) - you deserved it (33320)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

#18823126
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24083) - you deserved it (5478)

On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

#18821985
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18927) - you deserved it (12291)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26151) - you deserved it (1900)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29044) - you deserved it (6686)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

#18817356
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6697) - you deserved it (35620)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:36pm - misc - by Rebecca (woman) - Canada

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

#18815086
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26430) - you deserved it (4306)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34761) - you deserved it (12231)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29488) - you deserved it (23405)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)



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