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About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD
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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Friday 29 August 2014