About Jayjavamonsterr
Awesomeness & swag define ME ;) *RAWR* I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me. Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD
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    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    40%
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    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    61%
  • One more and it's business time

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Jayjavamonsterr's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 December 2011 02:16 / United Kingdom

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

By wayne / Wednesday 7 December 2011 10:28 / New Zealand

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 02:31 / United States

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 September 2011 16:21 / United States

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML

By socks - / Wednesday 7 December 2011 05:32 / United States