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About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML
Friday 24 October 2014