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JayJavaMonsterr
  • Town/Country : New York, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2401
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
*RAWR*
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD

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Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

#18942178
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20755) - you deserved it (2037)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6410) - you deserved it (20948)

On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17091) - you deserved it (3825)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

#18934570
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18296) - you deserved it (5854)

On 01/28/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

#18933385
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18469) - you deserved it (3047)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24440) - you deserved it (2354)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8540) - you deserved it (29155)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend's Facebook photos, when I saw a recent comment by one of his friends asking how his night out with "Danielle" went. He replied: "Dude, keep that shit on the down-low." We've been dating for over a year. FML

#18927532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27500) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/27/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by Cheating (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (3207)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7528) - you deserved it (19686)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

#18923725
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21394) - you deserved it (1421)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4960) - you deserved it (44665)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20386) - you deserved it (1914)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18031) - you deserved it (5675)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States



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