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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3574
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
*RAWR*
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD

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Today.. . I drank 4 every year I've been in school . While in mah bed I decided I was too drunk to get up an throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on mah floor an clean it up later . Later on I woke up an realized I threw up on mah $1000 laptop . FML

#153348
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I agree, your life sucks (28746) - you deserved it (211628)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I went to a movie wit ma boyfriend. In te lobby... I asked y te glasses were not working. I said... ( Do tey only work inside te teater? ) My boyfriend replied... ( 3-D glasses just work inside te movie... everyting else in te World is pretty muc 3-D. ) FML

#29434
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I agree, your life sucks (10415) - you deserved it (121984)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (364743)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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