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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3316
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
*RAWR*
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD

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Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

#153348
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28594) - you deserved it (210260)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (121373)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43470) - you deserved it (356125)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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