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JayJavaMonsterr
  • Town/Country : New York, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2396
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JayJavaMonsterr : Awesomeness & swag define ME ;)
*RAWR*
I dont give a sh*t about what people think of me.
Monster is SEXY! Especially the JavaMonsters xD

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Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (4265)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24883) - you deserved it (2711)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25837) - you deserved it (4344)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39753) - you deserved it (4238)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23173) - you deserved it (1373)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

#18998575
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17822) - you deserved it (3906)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML

#18996569
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (4480)

On 02/04/2012 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by dasnich (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18389) - you deserved it (1935)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (27454)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (5037)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

#18991669
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29347) - you deserved it (2572) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11904) - you deserved it (22455)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24602) - you deserved it (4850)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7434) - you deserved it (19574)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

#18984766
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19579) - you deserved it (2930)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States



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