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Jaoriprilj
  • Town/Country : Dorchester, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 April 1975 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 330
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Jaoriprilj : I'm a screenwriter/author. I live in Boston, but I'm a Carolina Panthers fan. I LIKE the Patriots, but I LOVE the Panthers. If anyone is interested in knowing more, such as favorite movies, books, etc... just ask.

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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (4462)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)



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