About Jaoriprilj : I'm a screenwriter/author. I live in Boston, but I'm a Carolina Panthers fan. I LIKE the Patriots, but I LOVE the Panthers. If anyone is interested in knowing more, such as favorite movies, books, etc... just ask.
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by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work
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