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About Jaoriprilj : I'm a screenwriter/author. I live in Boston, but I'm a Carolina Panthers fan. I LIKE the Patriots, but I LOVE the Panthers. If anyone is interested in knowing more, such as favorite movies, books, etc... just ask.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Friday 30 January 2015