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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML


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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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