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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1541
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>sandpaper</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 8:43am

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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285830) - you deserved it (52051)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1240569) - you deserved it (137771)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
799 comments

I agree, your life sucks (830389) - you deserved it (91067)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47157) - you deserved it (10191)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)



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