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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Jaevwyn : I will comment the first thing I think of without regrets, be afraid ;)

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Jaevwyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16262) - you deserved it (34708)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24318) - you deserved it (9138)

On 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Canarias)

Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27161) - you deserved it (7946)

On 12/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Johnny (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29954) - you deserved it (3791)

On 12/19/2012 at 5:06pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44276) - you deserved it (4018)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

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