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Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11601) - you deserved it (13445)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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