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Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43865) - you deserved it (2945)

On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a nurse stopped me. She exclaimed, "Wow you are so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148983) - you deserved it (20741)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)



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