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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2820
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About JPEG7 : Life sucks, why not talk about it. first things first... my picture sucks. lol ;)

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JPEG7's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

#16693545
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (6489)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30852) - you deserved it (16221)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41049) - you deserved it (4266)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitizer as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week. FML

#15542094
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13765) - you deserved it (69164)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55182) - you deserved it (27684)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45498) - you deserved it (7713)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17611) - you deserved it (83122)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

#15059457
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (13217)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44814) - you deserved it (6040)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69761) - you deserved it (6565)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35052) - you deserved it (6448)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40756) - you deserved it (26833) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112893) - you deserved it (15254)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56089) - you deserved it (12094)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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