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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3621
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About JPEG7 : Life sucks, why not talk about it. first things first... my picture sucks. lol ;)

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JPEG7's favorite FMLs

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (2760)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (5316)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (5316)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42998) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55550) - you deserved it (2822)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40919) - you deserved it (4926)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44721) - you deserved it (3042)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42310) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27593) - you deserved it (3296)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (8569)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2 hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

#17762590
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42811) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

#17751252
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (1928)

On 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm - work - by Hreyes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (41846)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32449) - you deserved it (4121)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)



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