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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3321
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About JPEG7 : Life sucks, why not talk about it. first things first... my picture sucks. lol ;)

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Today I figurd out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl and rub the water on her face. So I puttd the water bowl out of reach. She then figurd out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

#20918462
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40459) - you deserved it (4141)

On 10/13/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by Water Daughter - United States

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (9472)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my looool mother "borrowd" money from my stash to help pay fir her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowd to go on. FML

#18437830
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29263) - you deserved it (2302)

On 12/05/2011 at 5:30pm - money - by Poor Student - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Yesterday , somebody ordered pizza and sent it to te ouse across te street from tem , so tey could soot at te pizza guy wit an air-soft gun from te upstairs of tere ouse. I was tat delivery guy. mega FML

#17973373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was drivingen I saw someone pulled over on te side of te road!! Wanting to elp, I pulled over!! In so doing, I ran over a nail,ic popped ma tire!! Te guy ad just pulled over to pee!! FML

#17973264
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24568) - you deserved it (5727)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY , I PULLED INTO TE GAS STATION TO FILL UP ONLY TO REALIZE I AD FORGOT MA WALLET. BY TE TIME I WENT OME , GOT IT , AND CUMMED BACK , TE PRICE AD GONE UP ELEVEN CENTS. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (4348)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (41773)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of mah automatic room freshener. As I held it to mah face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on mah face. FML

#17965758
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9840) - you deserved it (24628)

On 10/12/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by spoiled22 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I Was On A Drive With My Uncle. We Saw A Dead Deer On The Side Of The Road An Expressd Our Pity For It. Then A Squrrel Runs Across The Road An My Uncle Swerves Toward The Squrrel, Laughing Hysterically An Yelling, ( Run Rodent Run. ) Big Fat FML

#17965176
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24879) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus . One of the supervisors cummed up to my station an told me that I "really look like someone who, through some mracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me . FML

#17836601
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2264)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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