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JMCJester69

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JMCJester69

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  • Town/Country : Manchester, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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JMCJester69's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53862) - you deserved it (48388)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36859) - you deserved it (9809)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35102) - you deserved it (5729)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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