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Today I received a compliment 4 the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

#20083123
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22152) - you deserved it (1647)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university an started smashing mah car with a bat. She then broke down in teres an alternated between declaring her love, an cussing me out 4 "cheating" on her. FML

#20051466
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today.. . the highlight of mah day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup . FML

#20008728
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I agree, your life sucks (21827) - you deserved it (2407)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Dabating If I Actually Do Talk To Mysalf. I Was Having This Convarsation With Mysalf. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today... my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my asshile I was brushing my teeth. fat FML

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234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (6645)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday, is tha annivarsary of mah cat's daath, so I want to visit har grava in tha pat camatary. Somaona had spray-paintad ( Your cat sucks ) on har grava. FML

#16350161
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47788) - you deserved it (10603)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was telling my dad about ow I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick siftile tey can't. He said, "And u wondery people tink you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
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On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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