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Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

#20083123
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21467) - you deserved it (1598)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25372) - you deserved it (2070)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

#20008728
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21021) - you deserved it (2313)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35157) - you deserved it (6625)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46765) - you deserved it (10428)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (11841)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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