Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

JJ_Grace

Search for a member

JJ_Grace

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 606
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

JJ_Grace's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of JJ_Grace's badges

JJ_Grace's favorite FMLs

TODAY, AFTAR I AD CANGAD MY NUMBAR TO GAT AWAY FROM MY ABUSIVA AX, MY MOM DACIDAD TO GIVA IM MY NAW ONA. SA INSISTS TAT I NAAD TO GIVA IM ANOTAR CANCA. FML

#20556707
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50783) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today my husband showd up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggerd in happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse 4 y he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law honey." Good to know I marrid a piece of shit in disguise. real FML

#20556485
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (5020)

On 03/23/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" r "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

#20551759
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38652) - you deserved it (4202)

On 03/20/2013 at 12:54am - love - by Too manly (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend still won't talk to me , after I causd him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joind thier conversation and endd up confusing the fictional character of Gollum and Yoda with one another. big fat FML

#20545430
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16024) - you deserved it (57904) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, I Told Mah Girlfriend That Mah Identical Twin And I Are Not In Fact Related, That He's Adopted, And That The Only Reason We Look Exactly The Same Is Because We Eat And Drink The Same Things. She Actually Believed It. Mega FML

#20453003
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (8974)

On 01/11/2013 at 12:20am - misc - by datingablonde - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I received mah first ever hand-job!! It would have been great if she didn't wipe it acros mah facehen I had finished and storm out of the room!! mega FML

Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds 4 a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available 4 at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23872) - you deserved it (2254)

On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is mah manager at mah new job !! FML

#20060179
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20476) - you deserved it (1624)

On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I was watching a movie alone , after receiving a text from mah boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital , so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another grl , at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

#19843543
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37528) - you deserved it (2238)

On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)

TODAY, I WATCHED BOYFRIEND HAVE A FULL ON CONVERSATION WITH HIS PENIS. HE ALSO TALKS TO HIS PENIS NICER THAN HE TALKS TO ME. FML

#19575752
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25763) - you deserved it (4373)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States

Today, I found out mah boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

#19556007
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39593) - you deserved it (6869)

On 04/30/2012 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by lowlife123 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today whila at work, a man grabbad mah baard, said it was imprassiva, and than uttarad tha words, "I lova you." big fat FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21935) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

#19226146
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2821)

On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today I called my usband wo is currently stationed in Japan to see ow e was doing. According to is grlfriend e's doing fine.

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44524) - you deserved it (2625)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today... I was talking to my husband about a work colleague... whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said... "Shit... Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31098) - you deserved it (7609)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: