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Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (230) - you deserved it (4050)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (5847) - you deserved it (4226)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (3381) - you deserved it (18685)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25393) - you deserved it (4608)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23683) - you deserved it (1601)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:32pm - misc - by deviable - Canada (Alberta)

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Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (29365) - you deserved it (2556)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877 (196)

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (9771) - you deserved it (1465) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

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On 10/09/2011 at 7:13am - kids - by chocolateisyum - Australia (New South Wales)

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Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987 (249)

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729 (84)

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336 (173)

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium