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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 92
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JG25JG : Tall, atheltic, curious, akward, have a crush on the muppets!

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Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

#20080363
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18113) - you deserved it (26574)

On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)

Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML

#20080189
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8334) - you deserved it (24170)

On 09/20/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

#20078695
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7204) - you deserved it (29859)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)



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