JFox

Search for a member

JFox

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 May 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 33942
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

JFox's page activity

Visits<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 2:41pm<b>SmellyTaco</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 1:51pm<b>Cdwoods</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 7:51pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 1:21pm<b>ColdRoxas</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 7:01pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 1:33am<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:29pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 5:13am<b>myoukei</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 12:54am<b>Yolomcswaggin420</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 10:49pm<b>lemonadestand</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:10am<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:11am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 2:27pm<b>obnum</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:16pm<b>daemonsparta</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:17pm<b>llamingo</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:46am<b>bkb12</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:06pm

Fucked!<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:11am

JFox's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of JFox's badges

JFox's favorite FMLs

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

by APetsPet / 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

by Bawo / 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

by Bawo / 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

by Tootsy_Roll_Pop / 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

by not4geeks / 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2009 at 6:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy