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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5372
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JETarchitect : College girl studying to be a civil engineer while working at Home Depot helping people in the garden department and (in theory) making friends that extend outside of work
I give fucks back.

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Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - 22 hours ago<b>briedabro</b> - yesterday at 11:18pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:21pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 1:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 8:38am<b>TheNehman</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 1:44am<b>adambomb8181</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 8:40am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 9:22pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:00am<b>vincentjules</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 7:03am<b>patwo8</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 1:18am<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 12:01pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 1:26am<b>gerardwhy</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 11:50pm<b>bmckee196</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 8:21pm<b>LetsGetFreaky</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 11:46am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 10:49am<b>jaysoccer27</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 6:47pm

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 4:55pm<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 2:12pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 3:28pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 10:55pm<b>WhoDatHiThere</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:02pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 9:00am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 8:17am<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 7:54pm<b>DragonitePaladin</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 3:41am<b>kunal222</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 4:02am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 4:09pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 12:56am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:37pm<b>jupiterdjay</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 6:11pm<b>biscuit182</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:02pm<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:51am<b>platypus546</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:26pm

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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JETarchitect's favorite FMLs

Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML

by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, after missing my flight and being stuck on the other side of the globe, I received a call telling me that the "male, neutered" kitten I adopted 7 months ago is now pregnant. FML

Today, I had a terrible dream where my aunt paid a stripper to have sex with me, since I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a guy yet. I ended up taking the dream-stripper to the mall for snacks instead. Even my dreams are mocking me. FML

by forever alone / 08/30/2016 at 9:55am / Trinidad and Tobago (San Fernando) / Miscellaneous

Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

by ckatia / 08/30/2016 at 5:29am / Health

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

by spaghett / 08/29/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the first time in a long time. The movement knocked my downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan down. FML

by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML

by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 8:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

by Anonymoose / 08/19/2016 at 4:06pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

by nevaagain / 08/19/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I was woken up by my dad screaming that the ship was sinking. I started freaking out before I realized that I was sleeping on my couch at home and was not in fact on a ship. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2016 at 4:26am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

by TheHeirofTime / 08/15/2016 at 11:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, my bitchy manager got back from vacation. To be nice, I asked her how it was. She said "not long enough". I mumbled "I agree". She definitely heard. FML.

Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML

by FartMyLife / 08/11/2016 at 7:34am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML

by NotAGoodDay / 08/10/2016 at 2:57pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Health