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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (21 years)
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About JETarchitect : College girl studying to be a civil engineer with problems to spare

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Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51846) - you deserved it (7162)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

#20995711
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3235)

On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY, MY MOM GOT PISSED OFF AT MY DOCTOR AND CALLED HIM A QUACK. SHE DID THIS BECAUSE HE REASSURED HER THAT I DON'T SHOW ANY SIGNS OF THE MENTAL RETARDATION THAT SHE'S CONVINCED HERSELF I MUST HAVE. FML

#20993646
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45677) - you deserved it (3009)

On 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Licko-Senjska)

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virushile looking up info on how to rid mah other computer of the same virus. FML

#20992711
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (7586)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, fir 18th brthday mum gave me a black lace thong . I'm a guy . FML

#20992659
87 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML

#20992530
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (3560)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how mah country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML

#20990145
97 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by lrn2spel, teach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody!! I confrontd the personho everyone thought I was dating , and askd him about it!! He also thought we were dating!! big fat FML

#20989946
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48699) - you deserved it (5704)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was catting wit moter. Se was telling me about some new moutwas se recently got , an te moment te word ( gargle ) escaped er lips , usband muttered just a little too loudly from te kitcen , ( How about gargling balls instead , bitc. ) Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (5146)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet cuz my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

today mah car wouldn't start cuz of the cold weather . Since I was at a friend's house.. . I asked him to jump-start it . After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine.. . we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut . FML

#20984021
102 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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