About Jetarchitect
College girl studying to be a civil engineer while working at Home Depot helping people in the garden department. I give fucks back.
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Jetarchitect's favorite FMLs

Jesus Christ!

By This Is My Life - / Saturday 1 July 2017 02:00 /
By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 July 2017 10:00 / China - Chengdu
By Literal Baby-Daddy - / Sunday 2 July 2017 15:00 / United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend at his place, taking advantage of having the house to ourselves. Out of the blue, his mother, who already hates me, came in and caught us in the act. Now she hates me twice as much for desecrating her house. And she'll hate me triple when she finds out I'm pregnant. FML

By Val - / Sunday 2 July 2017 21:00 / Argentina
By pirate prude - / Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:00 / Canada