JETarchitect

Search for a member

Offline (yesterday at 7:02pm)

JETarchitect

126Fucked!

JETarchitectJETarchitect
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6077
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JETarchitect : College girl studying to be a civil engineer while working at Home Depot helping people in the garden department.
I give fucks back.

JETarchitect's page activity

Visits<b>DeliMeat08</b> - 7 hours ago<b>jessenia123</b> - 9 hours ago<b>MetalxSoldier</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Rais</b> - yesterday at 2:30pm<b>RichardPencil</b> - yesterday at 1:01pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - yesterday at 12:57pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 10:45pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 2:45pm<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 3:40am<b>HeatherFeatherB</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 12:43am<b>whatahatuis</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 2:29pm<b>Magnit0</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 2:47am<b>danm19</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 8:42pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 8:27pm<b>MM100</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 3:48am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 10:38am<b>tengo</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 4:55pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 8:42am

Fucked!<b>DeliMeat08</b> - one hour ago<b>jessenia123</b> - 3 hours ago<b>RichardPencil</b> - yesterday at 7:02pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 8:45pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 2:00pm<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 12/05/2016 at 9:41am<b>bigwell</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 2:27am<b>BoneCollector</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 4:23am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 7:13am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 6:40am<b>DravensTheName</b> - the 10/19/2016 at 5:40am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 7:21pm<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 2:55am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 1:10am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 4:55pm<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 2:12pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 3:28pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 10:55pm

JETarchitect's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

See all of JETarchitect's badges

JETarchitect's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my car to dealer because of the loud knocking sound I heard while driving it. Twenty-four hours later, they told me it was fixed. Fifteen minutes after I drove away, the tire flew off my car while I was on the highway. My car is now totaled. FML

by AnonymousOne / 12/08/2016 at 5:57am / Transportation

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

by Al Staten / 12/06/2016 at 5:03pm / Work

Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML

by Dear God Why / 12/05/2016 at 8:07am / Miscellaneous

Today, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

by CheeseLover / 12/01/2016 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Geek

Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML

by BohGlam / 12/01/2016 at 3:30pm / Work

Today, I discovered that when my doctor said my new medication "may cause sensitivity to sunlight" what he meant was "sit in total darkness during the day or your skin will feel like its burning off." FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2016 at 8:48pm / Health

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

by Pissy / 11/27/2016 at 3:15pm / Kids

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returns him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

by children ain't pawns / 11/21/2016 at 10:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

by dieders / 11/21/2016 at 1:34am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that the fire alarm in my building will go insane when I'm trying to cook chicken, but won't make a sound when my towels start actually burning on the radiator. FML

by murtato / 11/19/2016 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML

by nerd / 11/19/2016 at 2:52pm / Geek

Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly born ones. FML

by inthesticks / 11/19/2016 at 1:21am / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I'm 8 weeks pregnant and suffering from severe pregnancy brain. I was making my husband's lunch to take to work. I realised shortly after he left that I'd used dish soap instead of BBQ sauce for his sandwich. He has to turn his phone off for work, so I have no way to warn him. FML

by Stupid Pregnancy Brain / 11/18/2016 at 8:45am / Love

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

by LifeLikeLemons / 11/14/2016 at 6:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation