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JEHughes

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JEHughes

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 882
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About JEHughes : Having this app on my phone helps me pass the time. That is my dog kiah (or biscuit) and I in the picture. Feel free to say hi.

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JEHughes's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML

#20764467
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44587) - you deserved it (6300)

On 07/05/2013 at 12:59am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML

#20620574
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52846) - you deserved it (14156)

On 04/25/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML

#20620173
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29092) - you deserved it (42784)

On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

#20435586
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44207) - you deserved it (3147)

On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

#20162787
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31139) - you deserved it (4068)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

#20066208
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16092) - you deserved it (5682)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:48pm - money - by BuspassBob - United States

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

#20025968
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23860) - you deserved it (2636)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8142) - you deserved it (30593)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10162) - you deserved it (31504)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79096) - you deserved it (6514)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

#15800511
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (5739)

On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

#15796408
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9908) - you deserved it (46748)

On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40769) - you deserved it (5470)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59459) - you deserved it (5865)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25775) - you deserved it (4579)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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