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JDFromSac
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 788
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33541) - you deserved it (8447)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (2897)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27440) - you deserved it (7781)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50907) - you deserved it (3657)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33470) - you deserved it (13298)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)



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