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JBChristian
  • Town/Country : Landrum, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML

#20960082
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45064) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

#20935170
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43419) - you deserved it (3665)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

#20903481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40890) - you deserved it (2663)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

#20814794
334 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173467) - you deserved it (11839)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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