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J3R3MYY

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 772
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47851) - you deserved it (4198)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

#21136073
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42570) - you deserved it (10286)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23584) - you deserved it (2312)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19339) - you deserved it (17580)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15893) - you deserved it (30395)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32587) - you deserved it (4020)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52859) - you deserved it (2664)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18179) - you deserved it (5088)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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