Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

J3R3MYY

Offline (the 03/30/2015 at 2:22am) | Search for a member

J3R3MYY

3Liked!

J3R3MYYJ3R3MYY
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 836
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About J3R3MYY : •__•

Instagram: jeremytdunlop

J3R3MYY's page activity

Visits<b>Farklez</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:37pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:52pm<b>ariesfyre00</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 2:39am<b>xninix</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:42am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 7:37pm<b>AlIbrahim</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 5:44pm<b>fionagoesrawr</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:15am<b>iSOLO</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 9:09pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 9:17pm<b>Adeptus_Astartes</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 12:13am<b>hard_candy</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 5:58am<b>Queen_bee1234</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 5:39am<b>graciekate99</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 11:46pm<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 10:21pm<b>Suchadiva</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 9:16pm<b>cherrio27</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 8:51pm<b>julianbozikovic</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 8:43pm<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 8:31pm

Liked!<b>xninix</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 6:26am<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 2:31am<b>classic_99</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 12:20am

J3R3MYY's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of J3R3MYY's badges

J3R3MYY's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away!! After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight!! She then slipped and cut her shin open!! I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER,here her parents,hom I'd never met, were waiting!! fat FML

#21156317
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47940) - you deserved it (4203)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

#21136073
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42631) - you deserved it (10314)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

Taday while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24672) - you deserved it (2397)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, ( Fuck off, Steve. ) So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19432) - you deserved it (17614)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girlhose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriendhen I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15945) - you deserved it (30482)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, mah husband and I were getting intimatehen a notification 4 a game poppd up on his iPad. He immediately shovd me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (4022)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52991) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What r u thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18306) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: