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J3R3MYY
  • Town/Country : stop bein a creep, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 November 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 271
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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What? Were you expecting me to give you my life story? Then shut the hell up and shut the door behind you!

Im actually not this mean..

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Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18241) - you deserved it (1674)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14199) - you deserved it (2567)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12521) - you deserved it (21289)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (2967)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44984) - you deserved it (1876)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

#7225857
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12798) - you deserved it (3767)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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