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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Izzyduck07's favorite FMLs

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43741) - you deserved it (5385)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

#20613218
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49526) - you deserved it (8069)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37626) - you deserved it (5223)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)



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