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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1315
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Izzyduck07's page activity

Visits<b>Gshelton09</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 10:12pm<b>gumbal135</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 11:26pm<b>cookiesFTW</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:02pm<b>RayN156325</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 3:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 7:45am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 7:41am<b>marisavz</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:31pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:42am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 8:17am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 10:36pm<b>hussien</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 1:48pm<b>isorang</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:17pm<b>potatoe_sundae</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:54pm<b>jake_potato</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:13pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 9:06pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:27pm<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:38pm<b>DangerReyes</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:15am

Fucked!<b>cookiesFTW</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 9:07am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 12:25pm<b>rwal0912</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:31pm<b>cm0112</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 6:13pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:21pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:26am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 12:00pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 7:52am<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:18pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 11:47pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:59am<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 7:01pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 6:11pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 2:35am<b>nate025</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:43am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 9:56pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:47pm<b>hussien</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:53am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Izzyduck07's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

by aj513 / 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

by heightdifference / 11/28/2013 at 11:34am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

by Goaway / 08/14/2011 at 7:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

by blackitalian / 11/26/2010 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

by soonaked / 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous