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ItsSilver
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About ItsSilver : 14 years old. Fairly average life... Have random things happen to me all the time and I'm quite the flirt (:

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Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29851) - you deserved it (17300)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22112) - you deserved it (2177)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

#14115471 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (16686) - you deserved it (6074)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (23822) - you deserved it (7895)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (377456) - you deserved it (54148)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372948) - you deserved it (413008)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML

#260 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (22441) - you deserved it (3827)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version



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