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Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
by Oli974 / 10/22/2015 at 9:08am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
by boudinette / 04/15/2015 at 6:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by UnidentifiedFun / 01/31/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by cooploops / 01/31/2015 at 10:13am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML
by The Soul Of A Damned Queef / 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by nsb124 / 01/28/2015 at 3:07am / United States / Money
by whoops.. / 01/15/2015 at 10:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by single / 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by johnnycomehelpme / 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love
by anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm / France / Kids
by Tyrez / 11/11/2014 at 4:57pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…