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Ishq786

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1258
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ishq786 : Hey, my name is Ali.

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Ishq786's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

by fmfb / 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Love

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

by brad3720 / 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

by manlyman / 04/05/2009 at 9:32am / United States (Virginia) / Health