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Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML


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On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

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