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Ishq786
  • Town/Country : Missouri, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ishq786 : Hey, my name is Ali.

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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

#16886494
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (2288)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by fmylovelife - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

#16882542
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33459) - you deserved it (2386)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41857) - you deserved it (3324)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
358 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML

#16738508
148 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
139 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

#16550492
189 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

#958764
151 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

#814298
89 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)



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