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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1753
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About IscoreOnU : I coach swimming, just graduated high school, think I found the girl of my dreams (hope it doesn't end up on here). I play computer when I'm not at work. I love my job, it's the best part of everyday.
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Twitter: @jmeasley95
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Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36775) - you deserved it (4226)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34491) - you deserved it (4081)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I asked him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punched me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. FML

#5021178
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52934) - you deserved it (20115)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61675) - you deserved it (8851)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML

#1347981
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21882) - you deserved it (47535)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66652) - you deserved it (16979)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

#644123
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76248) - you deserved it (14703)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

#295386
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11612) - you deserved it (41164)

On 03/12/2009 at 11:42pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (65611)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)



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