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IrishKelp

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  • Number of visits : 652
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>Emocuttergirl</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:04pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 6:02pm<b>addibailey</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 1:56pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 5:53pm<b>olpally</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 11:18pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 9:54am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 2:19am<b>Welshite</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 11:06pm<b>soccerpowner</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 8:08pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 6:50pm<b>HeartYou101</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 5:32pm<b>JesusOfNazareth</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 9:22pm<b>kayana153</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 12:40pm<b>fallonstone</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 12:59am<b>knotcool</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 3:45pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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IrishKelp's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML

by fs / 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 12:59am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

by mel / 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Work

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

by justmyluck25 / 07/23/2010 at 8:59am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

by negromancer / 07/10/2009 at 9:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

by Uriah / 07/03/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous