Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

IrishKelp

Search for a member

IrishKelp

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

IrishKelp's page activity

Visits<b>soccerpowner</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 8:08pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 6:50pm<b>HeartYou101</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 5:32pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 6:28pm<b>JesusOfNazareth</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 9:22pm<b>Emocuttergirl</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 2:07am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 12:30am<b>kayana153</b> - the 01/31/2014 at 12:40pm<b>fallonstone</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 12:59am<b>olpally</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 1:25am<b>knotcool</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 3:45pm

IrishKelp's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of IrishKelp's badges

IrishKelp's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML

#20968220
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41365) - you deserved it (2733)

On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

#19608060
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (2571)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

#12061859
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (1433)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:59am - love - by justmyluck25 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

#3442749
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (92463)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: