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Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
by Nick / 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by zombieguyswife / 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
by … / 06/28/2012 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/28/2012 at 8:08am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by lala8940 / 06/28/2012 at 1:20am / United States / Animals
by MonCoiffeurAdoré / 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
by fired / 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Wubba87 / 06/27/2012 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Work
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Holidays
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
by anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 2:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 9:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by GM38 / 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- Today, my 8 year old got up to go to the bathroom. A few moments later, I heard items crashing onto… Today, I finally went on a date with this handsome guy I've been interested in for months. The date… Today I realised that I flashed 200 people while on stage. It was supposed to be my moment of glory…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…