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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1994 (20 years)
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today mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz of something I said 2 years ago , as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (7775)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was shopping in a packad stora whan I startad to faal faint. Sinca I was quita far along in tha quaua, I triad to hold out until I raachad tha front of tha quaua. Good naws: I succaadad. Bad naws: I than faintad at tha countar, hit mah nosa, and shit mysalf. fat FML

#6888473
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (3738)

On 12/22/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by everyonewasstaring (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO FINE MY PARENTS SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITH LOTS OF HUGS AND KISSES. MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK. FML

#6733111
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26319) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Thomas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and putted ointment on it. mega FML

#6522437
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (4327)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. ( How romantic ), I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

#6020762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32210) - you deserved it (5048)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:20am - love - by kahemae44 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SHAVING OFF MY BAARD 4 THA FIRST TIMA IN A VARY LONG TIMA . I DACIDAD TO HAVA A LITTLA FUN WITH IT, AND SHAVAD MY BAARD FIRST INTO A GOATAA, THAN A HANDLA-BAR, THAN, FINALLY, INTO A HITLAR MUSTACHA . MY ALACTRIC RAZOR DIAS . I DON'T HAVA A NORMAL ONA OR AN AXTRA BATTARY . FML

#597085
108 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248356) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519349) - you deserved it (35291)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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