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by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by louise / 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Love
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
by hitchhiked / 01/04/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
by sohungry / 01/02/2012 at 7:18am / India (Maharashtra) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by msnewyearseve / 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Scarred4Life / 01/01/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
by stinky / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, I got home from a double shift to find my husband in bed with my sister. Also, I found out I… Today, we were pulling up to KFC when my mom asked what I would want. I said I wanted a breast, to…