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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 33 posted

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Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

#19694666
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18081) - you deserved it (11779)

On 05/28/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Shianna (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

#19687702
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (4102)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

#19687154
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30245) - you deserved it (6869)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by iPhonekid - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

#19659146
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6843) - you deserved it (33267)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

#19656678
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7970) - you deserved it (38562)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

#19640630
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6967) - you deserved it (50855)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6410) - you deserved it (46255)

On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

#19637650
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25400) - you deserved it (2602)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)

Today, I got a ticket for panhandling to get gas money so that I could both drive out to a job interview AND still have enough gas to pick up my dad. Apparently, these particular cops had nothing better to do than harass me for standing quietly next to a freeway entrance with a silly sign. FML

#19635056
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7799) - you deserved it (24184)

On 05/16/2012 at 11:42pm - money - by Starving Student - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

#19625966
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5556) - you deserved it (29390)

On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

#19623219
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24169) - you deserved it (5383)

On 05/14/2012 at 5:46pm - money - by Jon (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML

#19621126
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17806) - you deserved it (1738)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:39am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

#19603666
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21077) - you deserved it (1878)

On 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by brannonjames - United States

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

#19597798
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20512) - you deserved it (1915)

On 05/09/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)



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