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IntoTheClouds
  • Town/Country : Vermont, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 285
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Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19853) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22261) - you deserved it (6971)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15089) - you deserved it (4787)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7075) - you deserved it (22998)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19074) - you deserved it (4604)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12409) - you deserved it (7387)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8410) - you deserved it (27512)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3664) - you deserved it (35550)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML

#560
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (9006)

On 12/21/2008 at 2:00am - misc - by Bito - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

#550
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18860) - you deserved it (2018)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:41am - love - by Carla J. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6334) - you deserved it (17992)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13512) - you deserved it (8908)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (4897)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16338) - you deserved it (5465)

On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (22671)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version



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