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IntoTheClouds

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24737
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

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IntoTheClouds's favorite FMLs

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5538) - you deserved it (45093)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML

#560
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (11468)

On 12/21/2008 at 2:00am - misc - by Bito - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10194) - you deserved it (32731)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20306) - you deserved it (11183)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29349) - you deserved it (6062)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23018) - you deserved it (6894)

On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17825) - you deserved it (27926)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (9515)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48332) - you deserved it (8992)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16529) - you deserved it (67557)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18056) - you deserved it (50297)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64170) - you deserved it (3806)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14043) - you deserved it (55921)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54861) - you deserved it (23912)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -



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