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IntoTheClouds
  • Town/Country : Vermont, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 10130
  • Number of comments : 285
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (110801)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML

#29316
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36516) - you deserved it (4008)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6060) - you deserved it (45720)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

#20165
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6146) - you deserved it (54210)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5263) - you deserved it (44049)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29211) - you deserved it (420154)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60621) - you deserved it (7576)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

#8528
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (1780)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

#6154
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6175) - you deserved it (23459)

On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

#5894
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23956) - you deserved it (2352)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3959) - you deserved it (49761)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14976) - you deserved it (28212)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)



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