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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)
Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)
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