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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22508) - you deserved it (6808)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7633) - you deserved it (24813)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (5167)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14903) - you deserved it (7965)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9213) - you deserved it (30452)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4346) - you deserved it (39312)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML

#560
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15186) - you deserved it (10078)

On 12/21/2008 at 2:00am - misc - by Bito - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8854) - you deserved it (28875)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16672) - you deserved it (9859)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24959) - you deserved it (5509)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20827) - you deserved it (6462)

On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15515) - you deserved it (24426)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (8916)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44609) - you deserved it (8274)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15556) - you deserved it (65016)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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