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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

#6154
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (32222)

On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

#5894
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (2867)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5275) - you deserved it (58141)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18467) - you deserved it (39070)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43525) - you deserved it (359306)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33332) - you deserved it (9247)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59234) - you deserved it (2686)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7340) - you deserved it (30900)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (5117)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7221) - you deserved it (28498)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8968) - you deserved it (23233)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (1778)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6993) - you deserved it (21866)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (2388)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (2388)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)



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