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IntoTheClouds

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62269) - you deserved it (2935)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8485) - you deserved it (33818)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (5537)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8304) - you deserved it (31916)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

#3146
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9057) - you deserved it (23391)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47054) - you deserved it (1800)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8075) - you deserved it (24244)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34759) - you deserved it (2412)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34759) - you deserved it (2412)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

#1926
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12063) - you deserved it (21773)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26137) - you deserved it (5888)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20209) - you deserved it (6866)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42623) - you deserved it (2430)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21840) - you deserved it (2137)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30851) - you deserved it (8776)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version



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