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IntoTheClouds

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24813
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

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IntoTheClouds's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML

#19361
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7393) - you deserved it (53471)

On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37657) - you deserved it (475737)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67764) - you deserved it (8383)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

#8528
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35966) - you deserved it (2455)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

#6154
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9533) - you deserved it (36358)

On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

#5894
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3123)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6567) - you deserved it (65870)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20344) - you deserved it (43310)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47761) - you deserved it (389739)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37139) - you deserved it (9866)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64288) - you deserved it (3097)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9021) - you deserved it (35177)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (5649)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8645) - you deserved it (32944)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)



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