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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273977) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I HANDAD IN AN ASSIGNMANT IN HAALTH CLASS THAT HAD TO CALCULATA MY BMI. EMBARASSAD BY MY WAIGHT I PUTTAD IT 15 POUNDS LASS. I GOT THA ASSIGNMANT BACK AND LOST CRADIT 4 SOMATHING. CIRCLAD IN RAD PAN ON THA TOP WAS YOU MUST PUTTAD YOUR "EXACT" WAIGHT. FML

#92098
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (16215)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in class mah friend played a joke on me by pulling mah seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44376) - you deserved it (22714)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I askd to borrow my fat friend's pants fir a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figurd I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out... the pants fit me. FML

#76555
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13440) - you deserved it (55971)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

yesterday I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could handle the distance an we should just be friends. To which she responded , "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". big fat FML

#71381
69 comments

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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was secretly listening to a voicemail from mah mom in maths classhen I accidentally hit the speaker phone button . Myhole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11 . FML

#67507
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13073) - you deserved it (43567)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday in front of te entire family, I yelld at ma mom an told er se wasn't a good parent. Se respondd wit "Well, at least I ad friends wen I was your age." FML

#62325
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17575) - you deserved it (46279)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66364) - you deserved it (5158)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

today my grandmothar told ma that not only doas sha not accapt ma as a homosaxual man but that sha faals my ralationship with a littla parson is "spitting in God's faca." FML

#56713
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41568) - you deserved it (11815)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I lost 200 dollars wile playing poker wit my new sunglasses!! Turns out you can see te cards in te reflection!! FML

#52319
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12676) - you deserved it (74523)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website!! It was rejected cuz I didn't clarify which person I was!! The picture was of my dog an me!! FML

#50686
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47533) - you deserved it (6408)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelld "Found you!" He ped his pants. mega FML

#37065
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13693) - you deserved it (31449)

On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)

Today... I went to a movie wit ma boyfriend. In te lobby... I asked y te glasses were not working. I said... ( Do tey only work inside te teater? ) My boyfriend replied... ( 3-D glasses just work inside te movie... everyting else in te World is pretty muc 3-D. ) FML

#29434
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10415) - you deserved it (121984)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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