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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44425) - you deserved it (22729)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13446) - you deserved it (56012)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

#71381
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41660) - you deserved it (7714)

On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13085) - you deserved it (43590)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

#62325
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17587) - you deserved it (46306)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66413) - you deserved it (5159)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41590) - you deserved it (11822)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12870) - you deserved it (75112)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47545) - you deserved it (6409)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

#37065
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13709) - you deserved it (31460)

On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10423) - you deserved it (122089)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML

#29316
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38431) - you deserved it (4176)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6886) - you deserved it (48718)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)



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