Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

IntoTheClouds

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

IntoTheClouds

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19139
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

IntoTheClouds's page activity

Visits<b>sohigh10</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:55am<b>AlaskanChild</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:20pm<b>P3R50N</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:43pm<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:25am<b>ExtremeEncounter</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:20pm<b>me127</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:53am<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:32am<b>adamrjprice</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:52pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:35am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:11pm<b>csi</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:49pm<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbcy</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 8:07am<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:13pm

Fucked!<b>P3R50N</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>Markos_Verdhi</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:24pm

IntoTheClouds's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of IntoTheClouds's badges

IntoTheClouds's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15219) - you deserved it (59834)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother decided she wanted the family to go on a special outing for the holidays. She asked me to drive everyone when she got home from work. Later I noticed the house was empty. The whole family, including the dog, left without telling me. They took my car. FML

Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill out that sheet. FML

#154769
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65343) - you deserved it (2429)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:05pm - work - by anabolic (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89839) - you deserved it (6839)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

#151605
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (46412)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

#150793
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46488) - you deserved it (13574)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97551) - you deserved it (3720)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97551) - you deserved it (3720)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57712) - you deserved it (11738)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98694) - you deserved it (6935)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML

#117861
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60137) - you deserved it (12411)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by stoopidRUnner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50379) - you deserved it (5307)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (275447) - you deserved it (60108)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

#92098
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38290) - you deserved it (16234)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44462) - you deserved it (22740)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: