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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24835
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

#151605
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26449) - you deserved it (48657)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

#150793
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50874) - you deserved it (14589)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104824) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104824) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60514) - you deserved it (12376)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102612) - you deserved it (7249)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML

#117861
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63546) - you deserved it (13119)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by stoopidRUnner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53954) - you deserved it (5676)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (286566) - you deserved it (64693)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

#92098
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41954) - you deserved it (17954)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49012) - you deserved it (24407)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15127) - you deserved it (61007)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

#71381
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46019) - you deserved it (8300)

On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (47448)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

#62325
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19856) - you deserved it (50330)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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