IntoTheClouds

Search for a member

Online

IntoTheClouds

11Fucked!

IntoTheCloudsIntoTheClouds
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 26315
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

IntoTheClouds's page activity

Visits<b>Spudnik</b> - yesterday at 8:07am<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:04pm<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 12:34pm<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 4:08am<b>Zakman11</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:41pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:35pm<b>jagdeep</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 11:00am<b>tyrspencer</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 7:29pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 9:13pm<b>choncho_13</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 10:16pm<b>Abidawe</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 8:43pm<b>riyaap13</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 11:22am<b>jdyrud</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 11:44pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 3:59pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 8:10pm<b>Eliiara</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Rais</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 5:12am

Fucked!<b>tyrspencer</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:30pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 4:52am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:58pm<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 2:37am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 11:32pm<b>btascd97</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 3:47pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:46pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:51pm<b>P3R50N</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>Markos_Verdhi</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:24pm

IntoTheClouds's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of IntoTheClouds's badges

IntoTheClouds's favorite FMLs

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm / United States / Love

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 6:16pm / Canada / Work

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

by Samantha / 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML

by scammerssuck / 08/11/2012 at 5:13am / Ireland (Dublin) / Money

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

by dumbasdogshit / 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

by 420SUX / 08/04/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

by SingleAgain / 08/03/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

by fmlgrl / 07/30/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

by Anonymous / 07/30/2012 at 2:41am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm / Norway (Ostfold) / Kids

Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML

by Arthurie / 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

by Joey / 07/24/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous