Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

IntoTheClouds

Offline (4 hours ago) | Search for a member

IntoTheClouds

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18231
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

IntoTheClouds's page activity

Visits<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:25am<b>ExtremeEncounter</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:20pm<b>me127</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:53am<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:32am<b>adamrjprice</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:52pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:35am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:11pm<b>csi</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:49pm<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbcy</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 8:07am<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 10:13pm<b>TOLL</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 3:45pm<b>munuxi</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 2:44am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 11:05pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 1:46am

Fucked!<b>Markos_Verdhi</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:24pm

IntoTheClouds's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of IntoTheClouds's badges

IntoTheClouds's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22062) - you deserved it (8286)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML

#19537516
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31683) - you deserved it (2624)

On 04/27/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29973) - you deserved it (3777)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26151) - you deserved it (1757)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22873) - you deserved it (1907)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8307) - you deserved it (63463)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30094) - you deserved it (5498)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

#19517929
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (2583)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14451) - you deserved it (50921)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19077) - you deserved it (26558)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (63781)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21578) - you deserved it (2123)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

#19505597
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24928) - you deserved it (2841)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24312) - you deserved it (2324)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8998) - you deserved it (41683)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: