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InsertGirder
  • Town/Country : Utrecht, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14098) - you deserved it (66962)

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