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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25694
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About Ineffableturtle : I'm awesome



enough said!

i like muse, cars, and watching entourage
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (228808) - you deserved it (80526)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10257) - you deserved it (120495)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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