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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1986 (29 years)
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About IncredibleLoser : I like stuff and things, mostly stuff. Also donkeys, I really like donkeys.

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Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML


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